THEY’RE at it again.

This time it’s Ed Vaizey and Iain Dale who are donning the hairshirts on behalf of others by suggesting that the ministerial car is an unnecessary expense to the tax payer and should be abolished.

If you will permit me the conceit of quoting from my own words in the latest issue of Total Politics:

There are some questions that politicians can ask the general public and be absolutely guaranteed an affirmative answer. These include: do you think there are too many MPs? Do you think MPs should be paid less? Do you think MPs should have shorter recesses? Do you think MPs’ pensions are too generous? Do you think MPs’ allowances should be cut? You get the picture.

To which I could add: “Do you think Ministers should have their own cars and drivers taken away?”

It’s such an easy, lazy hit, and I’m surprised that normally sensible Tories (“sensible” being a relative term, obviously) are indulging in the “holier than thou” language normally reserved for Liberal Democrats. Of course you’ll get the baying mob to agree with you, but just because something’s popular doesn’t make it right. If the Tories think that asking popular questions is the way to govern, then we’re all in trouble if they do win next time.

As someone who no longer has a vested interest in the subject, I’m happy to defend ministerial cars. Ministers work ridiculously long hours, have to carry out all their ministerial duties on top of all their constituency duties and try, somehow, to fit in a family life as well. A car and driver makes life easier and, as Iain accepts, doesn’t cost the public purse that much in the grand scheme of things.

Yes, a ministerial car is a perk. So let’s hear it for perks! Because if you’ve just had a 12- or a 14- hour day and you’re leaving the Commons after the last vote, it’s wonderful to be able to slide into the seat of a car and relax while you’re taken home, knowing you’ll be lucky to get six hours sleep before your ministerial diary kicks in the next morning. I don’t grudge that privilege to any serving minister and I wouldn’t begrudge any future Tory minister, either.

But why draw the line at axing ministerial cars? Ministers also get paid extra on top of their MPs’ wages. Why should that happen? In fact, while we’re at it, why don’t we just cut MPs’ wages altogether? 

This is such a silly, dangerous little game that (some, not all) Tories are playing, not because it endangers ministerial cars and the jobs of their drivers, but because it feeds into the anti-politics culture which the media is constantly encouraging. If the Tories ever do make it back to government, they will suffer just as much as Labour has.

Instead of thinking up gimmicks to catch the headlines, perhaps Tory MPs might start thinking about… oh, I don’t know… some policies, perhaps?

UPDATE @ 8.01 pm: As expected, most of the comments have supported taking away ministers’ cars, reducing MPs’ salaries, pelting all MPs with rotten fruit, etc. So no surprises, then. The logic seems to be: “I don’t have a ministerial car, so why should you?” Impeccable.