I WONDER what I would have done in response to being assaulted by Leila Deen? I can’t help feeling I would have been incapable of the admirable restraint shown by Peter Mandelson.

Deen is part of the Plane Stupid organisation which, as everyone knows, is the highest moral and political authority in the land. At least that’s what they believe.

They believe they are so right, so noble, so principled that ordinary laws simply do not apply to them. After all, they’re saving the planet — therefore whatever they demand must be conceded. That’s how their logic goes, isn’t it?

She was making the most of her newfound notoriety this afternoon, telling anyone who would listen that her “direct action” (“violence” to you and me) was in the great tradition of the suffragettes! Give me a break.

The noble women who fought for the vote had no alternative to direct action because they didn’t have a vote.

But you have a vote. Just because the government that was elected last time round doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t mean you have the right to over-rule it. It just means that you don’t get your way.

Organisations like Plane Stupid and Fathers4Justice have exactly the same mindset: their first priority is “Hey everybody, look at me!”, followed closely by “Of course we should get our way because we’re right and your wrong, so there!”

What a pity she hasn’t been charged with anything (yet).

UPDATE @ 9.52 pm: I’ve just edited this post because, on reflection, I wasn’t happy with the language I used originally. See? I’m mellowing in my old middle age.