HAVING just read Iain Dale’s “exposé” of Labour MP David Borrow, I feel I should own up.

Iain quotes from The Lancashire Evening Post, which accuses David of holding coffee mornings to which constituents were invited to discuss local flooding issues. What a swine! And to make matters worse, he even uses taxpayers’ money to send out an annual report to his constituents! Next he’ll be flagrantly accepting his MP’s salary!

Have the police been alerted? How dare this MP think he can get away with giving information about the work he’s doing to the people who elected him? Typical Zanu LieBore tactics — work hard for your constituents without any consideration for your democratically (un)elected opponents, and then use money that was provided for this specific purpose to keep in touch with them.

Honestly!

Still, I suppose I should ‘fess up, because in two days’ time my own annual report to constituents will start being distributed to the good citizens of Glasgow South. Within its pages will be details of my annual general meeting, to which any and all local electors will be invited. This is the third such meeting I’ve organised. The point is to add a degree of dialogue to the annual report, which is, by necessity, a one-way communication tool. So I invite constituents to come along and ask me questions on any subject without giving me any notice so that the event can’t be stage-managed.

And yes, the costs of holding the meeting, of serving any refreshments on the night, of producing and distributing the annual report — all of that will come from the communications allowance. 

Iain Dale calls this practice “flagrant abuse of the spirit of the law”, which makes as much sense as saying that paying your staff is a flagrant abuse of the staffig allowance.

Perhaps Iain’s objection to David Borrow’s activities is that he has a modest majority? I doubt, somehow, if a Labour MP in a constituency with a 10-000-plus majority doing exactly the same thing as David Borrow would have attracted the attention or ire of either the Lancashire Evening Post or Iain Dale.