BLOGGING should be fun. It shouldn’t be too earnest. Bloggers should be able to poke fun at themselves as well as at other people.
Just last week, Iain Dale paid me a compliment by suggesting that the success (so far) of this blog was down to the fact that I’m one of the few leftie bloggers with a sense of humour.
Yet today, in his famous Daley Dozen list of top blogposts, he lists at number 5: “Whipped Senseless thinks Tom Harris has lost the plot.”
“Whipped Senseless” turns out to be a site called “Tory Politico” which, under the headline “Has Tom Harris lost the plot?” says:
This morning, as I was going through my morning ritual of checking by list of blog feeds, I was shocked and bewildered by a post from Tom Harris, a post only a delusional Labour MP would publish in the current climate.
Under the heading “Pollwatch: Labour beating Tories out of the park in ‘room for improvement’ measure,” Tom wrote the following:
THE LATEST ComRes poll just goes to prove that the Tories have really boxed themselves in as far as further advances are concerned. Classic amateur’s mistake.
Labour, meanwhile, has allowed itself plenty room for manoeuvre by managing to reach a popularity level of 26 to the Tories 45 per cent.
“Cameron will be shi***ng himself tonight,” someone said tonight. I didn’t catch his name.
Tom could be just exhibiting a little gallows humour, but if not how exactly has David Cameron and the Conservatives “boxed themselves in.”
Was Tom saying the same think back in 1994 when Labour was consistently polling between 44 and 61 per cent, while the Conservatives under Major were down in the doldrums only getting between 21 and 33 per cent.
This is clearly the rantings of a man who cannot accept the fact that his party is going to loose the coming election, and
looselose big.
Where to begin, where to begin…?
The writer was, of course, referring to this post which I wrote about the latest ComRes poll.
Even a few (only a few, thankfully) commenters seem to believe I was seriously trying to put a positive spin on a godawful poll for the Labour Party. But it seems there are plenty on the political right who seem to have a hard time with the whole humour thing.
And having a laugh is a challenge for the right in the United States too, according to the Huffington Post.
It all started with an oddball Florida congressman named Bill Posey who has apparently bought into the Obama birthplace conspiracy (just a notch down from the 9/11 conspiracists but they eat in the same restaurants). Basically they believe that President Obama is holding the office illegally because he wasn’t born in the United States. Even though he was.
Congressman Posey has introduced a Bill obliging all future presidential candidates to provide a copy of their birth certificate to prove that they were indeed born in America.
Satirist Stephen Colbert, on his Colbert Report TV show suggested that Congressman Posey is in fact a human/alligator hybrid. Posey’s response?
There is no reason to say that I’m the illegitimate grandson of an alligator.
Really? Isn’t there? You’re being very defensive there, Congressman…
So, Mr Whipped Senseless, whoever you are, please rest assured that my post from last night was, indeed, an attempt at humour. If you want more of an explanation than that, I was attempting to subvert the assumptions of the reader by taking to extremes the expectation on a Labour MP to be optimistic in the face of less-than-encouraging poll results.
It was a gag. Sorry you didn’t get it.














Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 1:29 am
I’m afraid, being one those to see it was sarcasm, I’d like to be the first to say that alas the Labour party is full of such loons that what you said sounds perfectly feasible as a serious suggestion from a Labour minister.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 1:31 am
I understood the joke, but the punchline doesn’t occur ’til June 2009
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 2:45 am
I wish more
LabourMPs were like you.You know, ‘human’.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 3:43 am
I can see your point Tom, but I have to be honest and say that your post does sound like something out of LabourList or Go Fourth (and multiply). Only they wouldn’t have been joking
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 6:57 am
I love the smell of FeY in the mornings !
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 7:32 am
Can you just go over that again Tom.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 7:50 am
You have consistantly demonstrated a brilliant sense of humour Tom throughout your posts. And by hell you’re going to need it throughout the next twenty years-in Opposition.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 7:58 am
Would you mind using a different type-face or colour, so that we can tell when you are joking and when you are simply defending the indefensible? Thanks
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 7:59 am
Iain long ago dropped “humour” from the banner heading his blog, just as well because it seems that he doesn’t really do or get humour.
I wonder if he’s smarting from his ex boss David Davis (or is it David Davies?) revealing to Mr Brigstock on the telly that he, Mr Davi(e)s, can’t see the point of lists, things which seem to dominate Mr Dale’s every waking moment…
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 8:02 am
Or do I mean TV’s Mr Brigstocke? Never found the use of ees easy (joke)…
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 8:25 am
Tom
We think you’re a good man and you show such courage in the face of poll adversity and Gordon’s latest wheeze that will backfire again) (like the last one) (whatever that was) (how many wheezes is that this week?)8-)
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 9:55 am
I got it the first time! Then again, I’m not right-wing, so nothing surprising there, I suppose.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 9:56 am
You should get on HIGNFY Tom. You can’t do any worse than Alan Duncan. At least your self parodies are humourous.
A word of advice, steer clear of the “I’m going to kill Miss California” jokes.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 10:17 am
@Hadleigh – you don’t have to be left-wing to get Tom’s jokes. You just need a sense of perspective.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 10:39 am
Tom as you can see from my post, I did point out that you could he using gallows humour to help absorb the shock you must have been feeling due the the appalling poll. And just to let you know I did see the funny side of the post – though it was not a very good example of humour IMHO.
There is also the problem that Labour bloggers have with not been able to see the wood for the trees. While I would not necessarily put you in the category, Labour blogger (especially blogging MPs) have a problem of not been able to think independently of the party.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 10:53 am
The problem probably is that there is so much ludicrous, though unintended, humour in parliament, the real thing is seldom recognised.
Still, in the unintended category, there are probably few MPs who’ve managed to better the First World War newspaper headline,
“FRENCH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMAN REAR”
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 11:55 am
I do worry that if you dared to suggest that being in politics was “fun” or at least could be, certain po-faced, fairly-traded sans-culottes would call for your exhibition at an auto da fe.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 12:13 pm
LOL @ Liberanos.
Considering the number of times Tom’s ironic humour is failed to be recognised as such, perhaps he could helpfully add a large-type note such as WARNING for the hard of thinking: MAY CONTAIN IRONY.
That joke by Stephen Colbert about the Republican guy being an alligator/human hybrid was very funny BTW.
Actually I suspect the reason so many Tory commentators read Tom’s comments literally isn’t necessarily because they’re thick. No, it may partly be because they have so much invested emotionally in wanting a Tory victory, that they go into a state of apoplexy when they see an opinion contrary to this apparent certainty. They get their knickers in such a twist that they suffer total sense of humour failure.
And deep down, suppressed within the deepest depths of their psyche, they have the horrible fear that against all expectations, somehow Labour will win again. And that really does their head in. LOL.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 1:05 pm
Tom – “…just a notch down from the 9/11 conspiracists but they eat in the same restaurants.”
That was funny, actually, but do you really believe that buildings collapse like this due to fire or partial damage or is it more likely what it looks like is what it was: a controlled demolition?
You saw the towers collapse a few hours before Building 7 and so your subconscious was moulded to accept that buildings collapse completely and almost onto their own footprint without first having been meticulously wired with detonation charges and you are still applying this false reality when thinking about the later collapse.
The WTC7 collapse was different from the towers as it began at ground level just like a traditional demolition job and it contained the offices of various spooks like the CIA and so fixing the building wouldn’t have been a particular problem.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 1:29 pm
@ Liberanos – re: “FRENCH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMAN REAR”
Amusing, but unfortunately apocryphal. A bit like Labour’s current polling figures.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 2:36 pm
Re. my last comment. For the sake of clarity, can I please explain that my submission had the words “collapse like this” linked to WTC7 collapse videos.
Does the removal of the link mean that you are in wilful denial, Tom?
I think we all ought to look at these videos and retune ourselves into reality.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 3:43 pm
Good for you Tom. I wouldn’t vote for you but you’re always a good (and fun) read.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 4:26 pm
Tom
I like the fact that you have a category for ‘Humourless right wing gits’ ! Do you also have one for ‘Humourless left wing (usually feminist) who will accuse you of racism, homophobia or Islamphobia if you dare to hold an opposite viewpoint’ ?
Nicky. Dream on. Let the Tories in to sort out the mess (as usual) and then reinvent yourselves (as usual) get into power and screw the country up again (as usual). Seriously wishing for a LibDem opposition this time round!(Minus that silly girl Sarah Teagher)
Stewart Cowan. Aye and the moon landings were fake too…(Warning sarcasm alert!)
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 4:44 pm
@richard.
Yeah. Almost certainly apocryphal. But I’m a convinced apocryphaliac, and since most of the world’s greatest quotes were never uttered, I intend shamelessly to remain one.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 5:32 pm
dave t – I just assume these sort of highly original remarks come from scared people. I’ve heard it all, like “yes, we know governments do bad things, but there’s nothing we can do about it” and even “maybe it was for the greater good”.
If reality-denial is your particular bag then just carry on avoiding the subject and laugh about faked moon landings, tinfoil hats and Bigfoot.
I’ve spent at least hundreds of hours researching this stuff – what about you, Dave?
Maybe I am living in Cloud Cuckoo Land like the other half of the world’s population that don’t believe the US Government’s story, but it’s strange how I’m the one who presents facts and evidence and most of my detractors can only limp in with corny gags.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 10:03 pm
I agree with the assertion that Tories have no sense of humour.
Take me for example, I watched the whole of Captain Insensible’s youtube video on expenses (which has so far been viewed by 4,150,433 people) and on the bits where he kept corpsing, I just didn’t get the jokes.
Perhaps one of the hilarious left-wing commentators on here could explain them to me.
Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 10:05 pm
Sorry that should have read …’which has so far been viewed by 4,150,433 people fewer than have viewed Dan Hannan’s Youtube video’.
My bad.
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