Cameron, Lumley and Clegg

THERE’S no doubt that the defeat on the Gurkhas was a humiliation for the government and for those of us who supported it.

And there’s no doubt that for Nick Clegg — who, to his credit, has been campaigning for the Gurkhas for a long time — and his party, this is a particularly important moment. Today was a chance for the LibDems to present themselve as the real opposition to Labour, the real alternative.

And what do we get instead? Clegg sharing the limelight — and the credit — with that perpetual Johnny-come-lately, David Cameron! 

To all of you who are thinking at this very moment: “Well, good for Clegg! Opposition unity is so much more important than individual party advancement,” I have this to say: bolloks!

Do you know what happened today? The government was defeated — for the first time since it came to power in 1997 — on an opposition motion. A LibDem motion, to be precise, and on the back of a LibDem-led campaign. The Tories were nowhere in this debate. They jumped on the bandwagon when they saw the electoral potential, but it’s not something Cameron was particularly exercised about until today.

So when the victor was enjoying his well-earned spoils, what does he do? He lets Cameron elbow his way in to share the glory!

What a mug!

Ask yourself this: had this been a Conservative motion and a Conservative-led campaign, would Cameron have been pictured today with Joanna Lumley and Nick Clegg? 

Exactly.