And another thing…

Tut tut, Tom, you shouldn’t make fun of another man’s loss, no matter how badly he bloodied your party leader’s nose.

So you took the car? … did you try the shoes? … did they fit? … did they suit you?

Yet again, Labour gets accused of stealing Tory policies bicycles

Tom thinks his bike will help him.

Daniel Hannon has put Tom in his place.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan/blog/2009/05/06/youtube_has_changed_politics_utterly_and_irretrievably

Tsk. Come on, Tom, you’re usually much better than this! Although there does seem to be a worrying trend of top Conservatives having their bikes nicked… Maybe your lot have been up to no good!

“you’re usually much better than this”

I’m really not.

Matt: “Tut tut, Tom, you shouldn’t make fun of another man’s loss, no matter how badly he bloodied your party leader’s nose.”

Oh come on! Sense of humour failure much?

I knew this was a wind up. As if someone with your physique would be seen on a bike!

Tom Harris: “I am in shape. Round is a shape ) ”

(genuine piss poor attempt at humour btw, not a serious hostile dig or anything)

At least Tom is “getting on his bike”. A few of his colleagues may have to do the same next year..

“Oh come on! Sense of humour failure much?”

It was humour :/

To lose one’s bicycle once, Mr. Cameron, may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose it twice…

You’d better watch out, Tom. Someone in the Metropolitan Police might take you seriously and haul you in for questioning:-)

I assume you have passed your cycling proficiency test

That isn’t very funny.

Such mordant wit. You’d outshine Merton on HIGNFY.

(Honestly, I’d really like to hear a politician on Unbelievable Truth, though it wouldn’t do you much good to win)

QUICK! STOP THAT ROGUE MP!

One does wonder if PC Plod will be looking into your office and checking who you send emails to!

Do you claim for a second cycle in your constituency,Tom?