I SEE The Telegraph is running with the “Labour whipping the Speaker’s vote” nonsense again this morning.

The problem with this sort of story is that a lot of people who aren’t as familiar with the Commons as some will believe this because they want to believe it. It was the same about a year ago when Nadine Dorries was going round saying that Labour was whipping an abortion vote at Harriet Harman’s behest. Laughable.

The Telegraph’s sub-heading reads: “Anger as whips put pressure on Labour MPs to toe party line”. From that you could be forgiven for assuming that there actually is a party line to toe. There isn’t.

While driving to London yesterday I took a call from a friend who’s a minister. He hadn’t made up his mind who he was going to support yet, but we both agreed it shouldn’t be Margaret Beckett, on the basis that she’s spent most of the last 12 years in the Cabinet. During the entire conversation (I realised after it ended) there was no reference to a “whipping operation”, chiefly, I guess, because even if there was one, neither of us would take any notice of it.