I AM STAGGERED by today’s Guardian front page splash which claims that the independent appointments commission has warned Gordon Brown about the dangers of elevating Michael Martin to the Lords.

They have been supported by some obscure rent-a-gob LibDem peer called Lord Oakeshott of Seagrove Bay who helpfully told the Guardian: “Michael Martin should not be handed a P45 in an ermine envelope.”

Really, m’lord? And what did you achieve to warrant your ermine that Michael Martin failed to? He was Speaker of the elected chamber and was elected by his constituents on six occasions. He retains the respect and affection of a majority of MPs. And he would never make such a gutless, nasty, self-serving remark as the one that has been made by Oakeshott.

What about Oakeshott’s own political career. Well, it seems that his right to disparage a former Speaker is based on a long career as a councillor (and a Labour one at that) in Oxford for almost two years. Phew! That’s impressive.

Michael Martin was Speaker for more than eight years. His removal was controversial, but his own devotion to public life and to parliament itself puts Oakeshott’s pathetic little contribution in the shade. If only one of them deserved the honour of a peerage, it would certainly not be Oakeshott.