And another thing…

Or maybe “Spending billions you don’t have gets you in record debt”?

Strange, strange people on this blog…

Nah. Just too facetious that one. They’re talking about keeping the sump-oil up-to-date, not the fequency of attempts.

Heat getting to you is it? It’s getting to me here in hottest England. Oh to be in Scotland now that, er, I’m not.

Tom i am starting to notice a common thread in your blogs…everytime it starts to go negative you start another one!

am i just imaging this or are you simply running out of answers?

its alot of money to spend on knowing something i think us fellas already knew along time ago!

bit like the million pound they spent on repatriating immigrants…what was it they managed to help one person or family!

and its bit like gordon brown…just watched his interview in leicester where he states he meant to say growth is 0.7% but nobody heard it right because it was noisy in the chamber!

and of course he is not deceitful is he!

have a look at this link and tell me if you think it is actually noisy when he makes his comment!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8129134.stm

quite..and he wonders why people dont like him!

as for ballsy he tells us that cameron needs to stop being such a bully to dear old po face….

bit like tony blair use to be with the last irrelevant pm we had!

please tom cant you sort out a grant to get some research on how many people would love to see brown resign?

no come to think of it i think its about as simple as the facts you have drawn up in your blog! cause we all know what the answer would be from 90% of the people asked dont we!

Daily sex keeps sperm healthy and improves chance of pregnancy leading to loads of juicy benefits. Don’t use a condom. Vote Labour.

obangobang – that’s true. Here’s some more:

Shock – throwing condoms at kids encourages them to have sex.

Horror – allowing Brussels to make our laws threatens our sovereignty.

Who’d have thunk – dumb down education and you’ll create a dumbed down
society.

You don’t say – Tax the people till the pips squeak and they’ll be upset.

Surely not – invent ‘multiculturalism’ and you’ll fracture society; introduce ‘equality’ and the result will be inequality via a hierarchical system among the general public.

I can’t believe this would happen – criminalise photographing the police and they’ll go mad with their new tasers.

I mean, put it this way (sigh, never mind, carry on): couple wih child. have sex 4 times per week. Chap saves up in his days off. Doesn’t work. Same couple try again but this time chap is somewhat spendthrift when alone with the Kleenex -more likely to get pregnant. OK, if the two of them just go at it hammer and tongs all the time as true love intended… the point is it’s not the frequency that’s the factor but the refreshment…

Ah, FFS, OK, see what you mean, you’re right, stupid research.

Prurient too.

You never saw stupid headlines like that in The Independent befor Labour came to power. It just shows they mess up everything.

The longer sperm stay in the cupboard, the longer they are subject to attack by free radicals and other auto-immune influences.

This is contrary to the belief that aspiring parents should wait while new sperm form and then rebuild to full fitness after the cupboard has been emptied.

They shouldn’t.

So the statement you refer to, Tom, is not quite so obvious and stupid as it seems.

Is the chance of increase 0%? Because a 0% increase is much preferred of a 0% decrease.

How do ejaculated sperm stay healthy? Most of them cease to be sperm after a short while (they can’t really be said to be alive) and if one meets an egg then they fuse and the sperm still ceases to be a sperm.

I suspect it means that the new sperm produced are in better fettle than old ones that just hang around in the bloke.

Isn’t it fortunate that men can have daily sex themselves to keep their bits in working order. After all practise makes perfect.

@Johnny Norfolk You never saw stupid headlines like that in The Independent befor Labour came to power. It just shows they mess up everything.

You mean the Independent used to have sensible headlines, blimey…

P.S. You do know that Mr Andrew (I’m not biased, oh no, not on my Sunday show) Marr used to be editor before Labour came to power don’t you?

Trust the results of this research to come out in the middle of a heatwave. It’s boiling bloody hot, and these people are telling us we need to have sex at least once every day.

Keeps you warm over winter, mind.

I only ever smoke cigarettes after sex.

Pack a day man.

When I was in Spain recently, I saw a clinic offering 50e for a sperm donation – the amount of money I have let slip through my fingers…