I HATE the idea of change for its own sake, especially in the Commons. 

A few years ago there was a vote to remove the term "strangers" as a reference to ordinary members of the public. So Strangers’ Gallery would become the public gallery, the Strangers’ bar and restaurant would be similarly renamed and the police office in Central Lobby would no longer shout "Hats off, Strangers!" at the approach of the Speaker’s procession.

I think the idea was that once we stopped referring to visiting voters as Strangers, then parliament and MPs would be miraculously reconnected with the electorate and we would be held in great esteem. Well, that worked out well for us, didn’t it?

(In fact, despite the modernisers winning the vote, the word "Strangers" is still used, so I’m not at all sure why the vote took place).

The latest suggestion, following the election of Speaker Bercow, is that we should stop referring to each other as "Honourable" and "Right Honourable". This is a tradition I’ve always quite liked, because apart from anything else, it encourages you to learn and remember the names of colleagues’ constituencies and reminds us that we’re in the Commons to represent our constituents, not ourselves.

Having said that, I find myself unexpectedly ambivalent at the prospect of change. Would it matter if we started referring to each other as Mr Harris, Mrs Munn or Miss Swinson? Probably not, and I accept that for those who like to watch BBC Parliament (you know who you both are) it might make exhanges in the chamber slightly more comprehensible.

I read somewhere that even if the Speaker wants to change this rule, it would still have to be put to a vote. If so, I’m genuinely undecided about what to do.

I would welcome advice from readers, with one caveat: while hilarious, satirical and ascerbic, the suggestion that, post-expenses scandal, MPs don’t deserve to be called "honourable", will not form part of my ruminations. A strong argument for retaining the existing form of address in the Commons is that, however short MPs have fallen from the standards the public expect of us, it’s still important to remind ourselves and our electorates of that expectation.