LAST day of term (and don’t worry – I won’t repeat last year’s joke about the Chief Whip letting us bring in games: he’s said no this year because someone lost the top hat from his Monopoly set last time round).

Media obsession with the sumnmer recess is now just one of those quaint British political traditions. Of course, it has an added element of controversy this year in the wake of the expenses scandal, but don’t imagine for a moment that reporters wouldn’t be suggesting angles on “Recessgate” (it’s only a matter of time) to their editors during the morning conference even if the expenses scandal hadn’t happened.

I’ve already had one email from a constituent demanding to know what I’ll be up to in the next two and a half months. “Working for my constituents, the same as I’ve done every recess since I was elected,” I replied. And no, I would not be offering details – or justification – of any family holiday I might have planned, and neither would I be completing any online survey by any self-appointed, non-elected webheads who seem to imagine it’s their duty to police MPs.

Whisper it… but MPs deserve a holiday. Why? Because we work hard. We spend a big chunk of the week away from our families and when we’re in London we work very long hours. Ministers work even harder and their families suffer even more. I certainly don’t begrudge them a single day away from work and I hope any colleague of whatever partywho feels the urge to up sticks and head for somewhere sunny to recharge his batteries will do so.