FORMER Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has recorded this message to the American people, warning them not to take The Eccentric Mr Hannan too seriously when he starts to go all swivel-eyed over the NHS.

But in recording the video, JP has identified a crucial area of public policy: why are MPs allowed to record videos on the Terrace of the House of Commons whereas my constituents are frequently told by police officers that they’re not allowed to take photographs?

Honestly, it’s one rule for them MPs and another for the rest of us…