WELL, of course it wasn’t — what a bloody stupid question!

The conspiracy theories go something like this: senior members of the government (the PM and Mandelson) give a nod and a wink to various members of the Gaddafi clan that they’ll guarantee Al-Megrahi’s release provided some lucrative Libyan contracts come in the UK’s direction. Then Brown phones Salmond and/or MacAskill and gives them their orders. In response, the First Minister and his justice minister tug their forelocks and tell Gordon and Peter: “Of course, boss — anything you say.”

Now, who among those of you who know anything at all about Scottish politics can tell me what’s wrong with this scenario?

Got it in one: however low one’s opinion is of the SNP and the administration they run from Edinburgh, Salmond and his gang are as likely to take orders from Labour as Guido is to take instructions from Sunny Hundal.

And on this point alone, all the silly season speculation surely founders. It is based on the notion that the SNP and MacAskill specifically, are taking a shed load of abuse in order to protect their bitterest political opponents.

But maybe I’m wrong. In which case: come on, Kenny, fess up! Did you genuinely take this decision on your own or are you merely doing what you Labour Party masters tell you?

I think we should be told.