THIS is such a ludicrous suggestion that I don’t want to waste much time writing about it, but why on earth is the Department for Justice even considering a “cooling off” period for ex-Lords who want to stand as MPs?

If this is some kind of “stop Mandelson” strategy, I have two pieces of advice: (1) grow up; and (2) stop reading nonsesne stories in the media if they’re only going to upset you.

The plan being considered, apparently, is that there might be a five-year period in which those who choose to step down from the Lords would be barred from standing for the Commons. And the reason for this is… er… can we get back to you on that one?

Tell you what, Jack, I’ll support this plan, provided you introduce a reciprocal clause which bars former MPs from being considered for membership of the upper house for a similar period. How about that, Jack?