I THINK I’ve mentioned elsewhere on this blog that I read every comment submitted. I even have to read the spam, or at least scan it, just in case a contributer’s words of wisdom have been accidentally netted by Akismet.

It’s become an obsession, truth be told, and I’m not at all sure it’s a healthy one. I mean, why should I care so much about what people say about me or the posts I write? But I would be lying if I said I didn’t care, because since starting this blog I have come to care very deeply for it, its content and the nature and content of the comments. There’s a very long comment awaiting approval as I write this in the coffee shop at Asda. It’s a thoughtful comment that isn’t particularly offensive, though some might find it so, since it’s about immigration, so obviously it’s going to offend someone. Not a good enough reason to withold approval, in my book. It’s just that it contains serious accusations against a number of private companies and I can’t publish them, even if they’re true. It’s not my job to defend the potentially defamatory opinions of my readers, particularly if I have to do the defending from the dock at the High Court.

And yet I don’t want to delete it; someone went to a lot of effort to write it and I don’t get the impression that he’s a BNP troll or anything. Just an angry citizen who wants to get something off his chest. Fair enough.

So I will approve it, but only after I’ve gone home and edited it on my computer at home. Not a big edit, nothing that will undermine the point of the comment or anything, just remove the legally ambiguous comments.

In the meantime my Wordpress iPhone application is reprimanding me. I can’t relax because  there’s a red “1″ next to its icon, meaning I’ve approved all but one. Okay, okay, I’ll approve it – just give me some time, damn you! Now I know how the main character in Poe’s Tell-tale Heart felt. Except instead of a dead and mutilated body, there’s a blog with a space where a comment should go…

Come to think of it, wasn’t Tell-tale Heart less about murder and more about a man’s descent into madness…?