YOU know that something’s up when Jonathan Isaby of conservativehome calls you late on a Sunday evening. News of a developing political scandal, perhaps? An invitation to one of his frequent and excellent parties?

No, but a subject of import, nevertheless – specifically, how to save general election night. As The Sunday Times reported yesterday, an increasing number of killjoys council chiefs are planning to postpone their local counts until the day after polling, thereby killing any sense of excitement that traditionally surrounds the most important night in the political calendar.

Jonathan gives his own excellent reasons for opposing this move in the Facebook group he has set up (and I would urge you to join). But my own reasons for wanting the counts to happen as soon as the polls close are:

  • personal – no candidate wants to be forced to wait an extra excruciating number of hours before finding out his fate. It’s just not fair; and
  • spectacle – how many people have been turned on to politics by the drama and tension of a Thursday nigh election count? That would be utterly lost if we couldn’t find out the results until the following afternoon while everyone’s at work.

In fact that last reason is why I’m also opposed to electronic counting in the National Lottery style: can you imagine how dull it would be if, when the polls closed at ten, David Dimbleby, instead of giving us an exit poll result, told us what the precise actual result of the general election was?

General election only happen every four or five years. Is it really too much to ask that counts actually take place in the same way they’ve been carried out for generations?