IN THE most recent edition of Viz, there’s this cracking letter from a reader:
The other day, my son was eating a red lolly when he was run over by a yellow lorry. I have a Jonathan Ross-style speech impediment and the coroner was Chinese. What a carry-on that was!
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Thursday 17 September 2009 at 5:51 pm
Tom, quick…
check the paperwork for your domestic staff, Drop what you are doing and make sure you dont employ any illegal imigrants, its against the law you know. Dont forget to check and copy all the paperwork. if you dont you have broken the law. you cannot claim ignorance as a defence. phew.
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 5:59 pm
What, I’ve got to check papers for all of them?
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 6:17 pm
I bought a copy of Viz the other day. It’s not nearly as funny as it used to be…
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 7:04 pm
Racist! Raaaaaaciiiiiisssssst!!!!!!!!!
Oohhhhh you’re in trouble now…
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 7:54 pm
Very 80s.
Although I had to suppress an unPC chuckle the other day when in an interview with Britain’s leading yachtswoman the journo let slip that Roger Profanisaurus refers to her as Dame Ellen McNomates.
Apparently the Viz character Harriet Harman is based on Millie Tant.
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 8:09 pm
Tom
I did mine this afternoon. all is ok except the one from Dundee, so i have sent him back. I could never understand what he was saying anyway.
Thursday 17 September 2009 at 11:12 pm
I recall being mortified whilst buying a copy of Viz at my local corner shop. All went well until the shop keeper took my money and then put said purchase in a brown paper bag!
Sunday 20 September 2009 at 1:27 pm
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