IN THE week of the LibDem conference, I thought it appropriate to review this blog’s previous policy of being mean to the lentil munchers.

And then I thought: nah, why bother…?

This is an ad for a conference fringe meeting today, and I just thought I’d take this opportunity to point out that Tim Farron, nice chap though he is, cannot be described as Shadow Minister for anything, since he is not a member of the Conservative front bench.

The term “shadow” is a formal title given to the largest opposition party’s front bench spokespersons. LibDems need not apply.

(Now, who do you think will be the first psephological “expert” to predict that the LibDems will indeed be the largest opposition party after the election? Any guesses…?)