MY PROGRESS towards total domination of the Labour Party has been slow but steady. According to Iain Dale and Brian Brivati’s annual Top 100 Most Influential Left Wingers list, I’ve soared to a dizzy 93rd place – up six places since last year.
I wonder what position I would have been in had GB not sacked me last October?
Just another fifteen and a half years of this and I’ll hit that number one spot! Bwah, ha, ha…!














Sunday 27 September 2009 at 8:16 pm
Ooooh 93rd place, well done.
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 8:46 pm
2024 – may I be the first to congratulate you and no doubt you will recall the first comment from many years back.
I beg to remain etc etc
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 8:55 pm
Blast – Chris got in first – nonetheless – I wish to congratulate you on gaining the leadership of the…. party.
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 9:18 pm
Tom,
Have you been drinking?
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 9:20 pm
You do realise that the more influence* you seek within New Labour, the more you must betray your fellow countrymen and sell your soul to the Devil?
*The irony is that the ‘higher’ up you go, the more you become a puppet of the elite who are really in charge, ergo, the less influence you actually have.
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 9:24 pm
Stewart – if this is about the giant lizards again, please keep it between you and David Icke.
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 9:42 pm
Tom – I have never once expressed belief in Icke’s lizards, but well done on delivering an unfounded slur. I’m sure they’ll do no harm in shimmying your way up the greasy pole!
Okay, Tom, can we have that Treaty referendum?
No? Why not?
Because the globalists know we’ll vote against it and that would delay their plans for global government.
Do you want more?
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 9:58 pm
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Sunday 27 September 2009 at 10:01 pm
Stewart – Oh, I see, you’re trying to cover up the existence of the giant lizards, are you? You and David Shayler are up to something, i can tell…
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 10:10 pm
Do you have to pay a copyright fee to The Clown for the Bwah, ha, ha?
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 10:20 pm
Mwah ha ha ha
Sunday 27 September 2009 at 10:46 pm
If I knew anything about the elite being reptilian, I’d certainly not be covering it up. I think they’re evil and greedy to the point that they don’t care what they do to own the world.
If that sounds crazy, then Alexander the Great, Roman Emperors, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Napoleon and Hitler, among others, have already tried it.
This latest lot have mass media to condition us to accept globalisation ‘for the sake of the planet’ and ‘to help win the war on terror’ and other such guff.
Stop going along with it Tom. You’ve got a brain in your head.
Poor David Shayler obviously couldn’t cope with the pressure and is now a transvestite who thinks he’s the Christ.
Sometimes I think I’m the last sane one left in Britain.
Monday 28 September 2009 at 12:40 am
“Sometimes I think I’m the last sane one left in Britain.”
Don’t count me in, I went down the yellow brick road years ago.
NB. David Shaylor now likes to be called Dolores. Our Secret Services don’t mess about when taking revenge on whistleblowers, Polonium is so last century.
Monday 28 September 2009 at 11:13 pm
T’ Giant Lizzards, Tom lad, are merely a front for The Great Lobsters, who have run much in t’ UK since we started to have an engineering industry a while back.
Just look at the typical production manager at a quarter to three . . .
Friday 2 October 2009 at 9:20 pm
Totally underestimated by the panel – I suspect jealousy could be the reason.
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