LATER today, when I present my Ten Minute Rule Bill on the regulation of CCTV cameras (wake up, you at the back!), I will, of course, be wearing a poppy in my lapel.

The more eagle-eyed among you will notice that I will be wearing an English poppy, rather than a Scottish one. For those unaware that there was a difference, let me explain.

The Scottish poppy raisies money for what used to be known as the Earl Haig Fund, now simply the Scottish Poppy Appeal. Donations raiised from the sale of English poppies go to the British Legion. Both charities do the same sterling work in supporting the men and women who have served our nation in the armed services.

There are some physical differences between the actual poppies as well. Scottish poppies are, I am reliably informed, more “botanically accurate”, in that they don’t have a green leaf emerging from behind the red poppy petals, and the petals themselves number four. The English poppies have two larger petals and a green leaf. I’m not saying any of this matters, but I thought those previously unaware of the distinction might be interested.

Oh, and Scottish poppies tend to be a slightly darker red than their English counterparts.

Every year since I’ve been an MP I wear whatever poppy happens to be on sale close at hand. While I’m here in London, that tends to be the English poppy and back home in the constituency it’s the Scottish one. Not a big deal for me, but believe it or not, I do occasionally get reprimanded by certain Scottish colleagues for wearing an English poppy. Utter nonsense. I’ll tell you what I tell them: given the huge numbers of Scottish men and women who fought in English regiments in the Second World War and in every conflict since then, it would be absurd for Scots to refuse to wear the English poppy with the same amount of pride with which they wear the Scottish poppy. Regiments from throughout the United Kingdom were, after all, fighting to protect a single nation, not four individual ones.

Now, don’t tell me: “I wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t mentioned it…”

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The English poppy (left) and its Scottish counterpart