And another thing…

Poor old IDS…

I wasn’t prepared for an appearance from Michael Howard, and the image of John Major slapping his posterior – lunch may have to wait.

Whilst agreeing with you that the Tory party are monsters, they are no different to your party or the LibDems, Tom.

You don’t feel that, for all the PR assertiveness, Chameleon shares more with the Blind Man as portrayed in “Young Frankenstein” by Gene Hackman after the style of Boris Karloff?

Why wasn’t Tony Blair one of them?

Aaagh!

It’s All Hallows Eve in the UK.

Or was.

And don’t start me on what used to be called Mothering Sunday.

And as for Fathers Day, just an invention of… (cont p94)

Did anyone spot Tony Blair. He was the bat in the top left hand corner, and Brown was the floor of the cave.

Brilliant! Good old JibJab. Perfect casting, especially Hague as Frankenstein and Howard as Drac.

This is a bit rich coming from a man whose party is led by Gordon Brown, a man who can make even the most braindead of zombies look good.

Not as good as Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

http://www.nbc.com/30-rock/video/clips/werewolf-bar-mitzvah/172301/

~*I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws*~

I refuse to reward guising children if they don’t know where the apostrophe goes.

“The Zombies were having fun
“The guests included Norfolk,
“Alec & Reaperman . .

“They trolled trash
“They caught on in a flash . . .
“They took the lash . . ”

& etc

I dare someone to do the male striptease video with Ed Balls. Now THAT would be scary!! Just don’t send me the link OK?

Funnily, Quietzapple, just there the acapella group in Scrubs was wanting to sing pretty much that to a ward full of children.

Well, if Children in Need can adopt as its theme a song about heroin abuse…

OT I know.
Are labour ministers anti-democracy? I ask because the proposal to cut the number of polling booths is crazy even to think of, if you want people to vote.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6896218.ece

I realise that it is likely to hit the rural areas hardest, so aid labour, but either the government wants to increase turnout or it doesn’t; this puts them on the don’t side.

Really Tom have a word with the loons who thought this up.

Hahaha – excellent stuff, and I’m a Conservative.

Noelinho is quite right, the image of John Major slapping his ass will stay with me for some time I’m sorry to say.

I also particularly liked the ‘easy Igor you impetuous young boy’ when Hague was on screen with Thatcher…

Chris’ Wills usual clap trap.

Councils in rural areas are mostly tory and wouldn’t go for removing useful polling stations.

In urban areas it is easy to imagine that places where there are three in a relatively small area one might be removed, because it is little used, most likely by Labour voters who foolishly let the Tories win their council in the past couple of years by stopping at home.

Isn’t this a Toryphobic hate crime?

gah, Tom, and I thought you’d gotten over all this “Tories eat babies” nonsense. Now I come back and it’s morphed into “Tories are Monsters”. Gah. Is there no hope for the Labour Party?

NB any sarcasm detected in the above post may be entirely accidental.

@Quietzapple

Usual ignorant defence of the indefensible.

You obviouslly didn’t read the link as it is the labour government that is thinking about it.

My argument is that it is anti-democracy ,which doesn’t seem to worry you. Not that that is suprising as you appear to be a labour supporter.

Now, your proposal to remove them from labour voting areas seems sensible.
So obviously you mis-wrote.

I love it! Maybe word will get out and the electorate will realise the election of a Tory Government would be a horror story!

One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time…

http://tinyurl.com/ylaayoy

Here’s the Labour version – not sure who wolfman is but the voice is spot on for Mandleson.

And now, for those of you who still needed convincing, proof positive that there are still some utterly humourless eejits out there (and no, I didn’t write this myself for a laugh – I think it’s supposed to be serious). Read on…

Oh, oh, dear, Mr Harris…. if that is the best you can come up with, then your party is indeed consigned to the dustbin of history. I suppose you know when the attacks get personal, then you know you’ve won the battle on policy – especially when the current government’s only policy seems to be keeping the working class people in their place, to make sure you lot are kept in power.

You see, as funny as that clip may have been (for schoolboys only of course), the REAL horror show is half of the things your government has done towards the most hard-up people in this country – people who probably feel they depend on a Labour government most. Like the single parent, working full time, struggling to look after kids who may decide to do a little overtime to help his/herself out, but gain only four pence in every extra pound earned.

Let’s remember, under your government, working people have paid approximately twice as much Council Tax, and yet, what have we gained in return?

You’ve taken a huge amount from working people in both direct and indirect taxes to spend on the education system, yet, there are more young people not in education, employment or training now than there was in 1997.

Those people on the breadline, who are managing to hold down jobs, are feeling the pinch from the tax burden your government has made. As for the youngsters still being schooled right now, they don’t know about the tax burden yet, but they will soon, and shall have to deal with it for many years to come thanks to the legacy of debt your government has bestowed upon them.

So, yes, it’s Halloween: ‘Trick or treat’ guys, for the present Labour government is the real horror show tonight. Gordon Brown and the unelected Lord Mandelson may be full of tricks – that we already know – so just give us all a treat and get your government to call a damned election so that you can be shown the door and people who know what they are doing can start about the job of righting the wrongs the government that Tom Harris supports has made.

Poor, p poor Chris? Wills:

I think I understand rather better than you, HMG may let local authorities reduce the numbers of polling stations in certain circumstances.

You don’t deny that Tory authorities would be very likely to use such a power to reduce polling stations in older working class districts, as seems very likely.

Why do you feel the need to endlessly dissemble?

Has Bozo Bojo put you under his spell?

http://url.ie/2r6v

I love this! Such a pity for this Labour election ad’ though that Cameron is so dishy and it’s the Labour leader who behaves like the monster man.

Chameleon has something of a Pinnochio nose, don’t you think?