I ALMOST feel sorry for the nationalist candidate in Glasgow North East. Almost, but not quite.

His latest faux pas fits into the media’s developing narrative of a hapless chap who’s not quite sure about where he was born or why he can’t buy his Benson & Hedges from the cheese counter…

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"Hurry up, Alex - I've just been told Santa's grotto's near here..."