And another thing…

And so you should be………..

Arnie once worked in a cinema as an usher.

“Aisle B, back”

..and the reclusive Tom Cruise is reported as being in ‘Haydn’.

I’ll get my coat…

The old ones are the best…

Slow news day is it Tom?!

Schwarzenegger is a former German body builder turned “actor” then US Republican Governor married to a wife he claims denied him his jollies when he endorsed Bush & now an environmentalist?

Joke?

I took you for a Christian and humanitarian, Tom.

This is all very well, but who will feed debussy.

@Quietzapple: Schwarzenegger’s not German he was born in Austria – a different country (until 1st December 2009).

Frank Muir’s musical joke is almost as clever as his famous “Infamy, infamy” quip for Kenneth Williams.

Asked, on a radio programme, to bring the aphorism,’To err is human, to forgive divine.’ into an everyday conversation, he told, quite amazingly off the top of his head, of an alpine restaurant, frequented by famous composers. A new, English waiter muddled up the table numbers and was told by the Maitre d’hotel, “No, no. Two er,is Schumann. To Four give de vine”

Incredible.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said:

“Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave.”

What do you believe that isn’t true?

Arnie would make an excellent Bach, all that organ playing with be no problem for a great polymath such as himself.

Although I’ve heard it said that his organ is surprisingly small.

@Paul Williams

Shhh …. Austria’s lederhosen …. don’t pillory him further.

I’m assured this is true.

Woman to huge and famous England Rugby forward at a reception in the late nineties.

“My word. Are you…er, in proportion?”

Rugby player. “Madam. If I were in proportion I’d be eight feet tall.”

@Nicky Although I’ve heard it said that his organ is surprisingly small.

I’ve heard that his organ goes up to 11

haha thanks Tom. For obvious reasons my wife and I have just had a good laugh. My family and fellow musicians will also like it, especially my daughter, who was singing Bach at a concert on Saturday night.