THE TIN FOIL hat brigade are out in force again, this time predicting that Labour will win Glasgow North East, but only because of a surge in postal voting.

The Orange Party blog describes the number of people registered to vote by post today as “shocking”, apparently because the number has doubled since the general election.

So, for those unfamiliar with things like politics and by-elections and stuff, here’s a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to this newfangled postal voting thing:

In by-elections, all the parties push postal votes. Therefore, in by-elections, the number of postal votes goes up very significantly.

Got that? Want me to repeat it for you? Okay, here we go:

In by-elections, all the parties push postal votes. Therefore, in by-elections, the number of postal votes goes up very significantly.

I’m glad we got that sorted.