THIS happened a couple of weeks ago at a front door in Cumbernauld Road, Glasgow North East:

Me: Hi, sorry to bother you. I’m campaigning on behalf of Willie Bain, Labour’s candidate in the by-election. Can I ask if you’ve decided how you’re going to vote?

Voter: Well, I have a problem. We’re going on holiday the week before the election.

Me: Really? Well, you can always apply for a postal vote.

Voter: Yeah? How would I do that?

Me: Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Which party do you vote for?

Voter: SNP

Me: Look, if I were you I’d concentrate on having a great holiday and forget about politics. Thanks for your time…