AND SO the Justice Secretary, Jack Straw, has decided that the Lords will be elected by proportional representation and that the Commons should be elected using the alternative vote.

Years ago, round about the time the dinosaurs were wiped out, Jack was a fierce proponent of first-past-the-post. Then, as Home Secretary, he used the Parliament Act to overturn the Lords, who were valiantly attempting to obstruct the introduction of PR for European elections. That’s when some of us started to entertain some doubts as to Jack’s FPTP credentials.

He has, inevitably, bought into the whole Alternative Vote bandwagon – not for nothing is he known as the Cabinet’s great survivor. After all, dahling, first-past-the-post is sooo passé…

And now we’re going to have some form or other of PR for the House of Lords. Now, we could avoid some of the more ludicrous aspects of some forms of PR if we chose: we could opt for the Billy Bragg model, with seats in the Lords allocated proportionately according to votes cast in a general election. No Lord (or Senator, if we must) would represent an actual constituency, and so wouldn’t be able to second guess a local MP or act as a perceived “court of appeal” for constituents unhappy with service they had received from an MP. In Scotland and Wales, “assisted places scheme” MSPs and AMs represent no-one, but because they’re elected on a regional basis, poke their noses into any local constituency they want when it suits them.

So, yeah, if we must have an elected Lords, then that’s the system I would go for. So it’s a fair bet Jack won’t opt for it. He’ll go for STV or something equally ludicrous, and ensure that the new generation of “Senators” believe they have constituency responsibilities. Which they won’t, or shouldn’t, have.

So, well done, Jack. Another gold star to add to your list.