I CAN JUST see it now: cheers among the Chatter 88-types as Parliament finally agrees that the Lords are to be elected by some form of proportional representation.

Then outrage as Nick Griffin announces that, following his defeat in Barking at the general election, he will instead stand as a BNP candidate in the new “Senate”. And then, with a depressing inevitability, the howls of anguish as he takes his seat in Parliament.

“Ah,” the retort comes, “you can’t stop the BNP by gerrymandering the electoral system. You have to beat them with argument.” Yeah? And how did that work out in the European elections?

Here’s a fact – and you can either accept it now or accept it when it happens, it’s up to you – a second chamber elected by any system of PR will include in its membership, at some point, members of the far right of British politics.

And what will the House authorities do then? After June, we agreed to remove from British MEPs their House of Commons passes, specifically in order to prevent Griffin and his mob from turning up like an unwanted uncle at a wedding. What happens when he and his pals are elected to the Lords (or whatever it’s going to be called)? Pass a rule change that says you can only get a pass if you “don’t have funny-looking eyes”?

And then, when Lord/Senator Griffin is invited onto Question Time (as he will be), we’l have hand-wringing and demonstrations. And I’ll bet that almost every single person doing the demonstrating will have been among those popping the Champagne at the introduction of proportional representation in the first place.

Monty Python couldn’t make it up.