And another thing…

Well we all know that Fraser’s coded Tweet was, in fact, a cryptic Leadership Challenge.

Is your son angling for the Home Secretaryship? *grin*

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Another vowel please Rachel

I don’t know how children who can’t yet speak manage to dial 999 on telephones and then, when the phone speaks to them, they hand it to you! This happened with my son, now 3 1/2, when he was about 18 months old and occurred again with my daughter (14 months) last weekend!

Do you suppose Gordon Brown will use this excuse when attempting to explain the Country’s record budget deficit to the electorate next May ?

I recall Michael Frayn’s affected envy of Peregrine Worsthorne, whose infant was reported in the latter’s column to have been chuckling at bishops on the phone . . .

Few will have dressed up as Leader of the Opposition for PMQs quite as often as Eton’s young Chameleon has though . . .

He talks a lot of sense.

Oh no, surely you have not been reduced to asking planted questions at PMQs?

Awesome.

Mr and Mrs Tactical Voting laughed heartily.

Wrinkled Weasel – I do not ask planted questions. What I asked was intended to be a helpful question: there is a difference.

@Tom “I asked was intended to be a helpful question”

I missed it. It wasn’t reported on the BBC News Website coverage.

Did you ask the PM whether he knew what countries constituted the G20 ?

The wonder is that Chameleon’s predictions that Britain would suffer the same fate as he expected for Turkey and Iceland, which was meant to dis his country As Usual, is not more widely remembered.

Pretty unlikely he understood what he was predicting, mind . . . but obviously young Flashman . . oops . . Osborne had read something again and, whatever you say about Chameleon, he IS loyal to Osborne.

Turkey returned to his economic shoot from the shoulder PMQ performance again today. I expect he will be hoping to tell us to up our production of Election dates until there is one when he has a chance of winning – 20018?

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Yo, whatever, I do what I want.

Tom, Tom, Tom,

whilst we know you don’t agree that your role is to hold the executive to account, what on earth were you thinking by asking *that* question ?

Embarrassing to watch.

At least you got a straight answer from the PM though – shame he can’t give one word answers for everything

Oh the life of an MP. Who got you to ask that question Tom?

It has to be disappointing that your big moment on telly was answered only with “Yes”. Still, at least you don’t think Spain is in the G20….

I deduce that your son is left-handed.