PERHAPS I should offer some sort of prize, because a major milestone has been reached: today I approved the 30,000th comment to be published on this blog.

That means I have actually read 30,000 of your innermost thoughts – plus many others I deemed too offensive, libellous or stupid even to bother publishing. No bloody wonder I’m going grey…

So thank you, James O’Malley, with your apparently odd obsession with Whitehall cuts (the paper variety) which turns out not to be as weird as I originally thought. Oh, and top name for a blog, also.

A virtual bottle of House of Commons whisky is winging its way to you even as I write (and by “virtual”, I of course mean “non-existent”, but you knew that, didn’t you?).