WE’LL SEE how long I do this on a regular basis before I get bored…

These are a selection of Tweets by some of the people I follow on Twitter. Criteria for inclusion are that they’re funny and/or interesting and/or not about football.

(Okay, so I’m nicking Dale’s ideas. Let’s just call it “an homage”, shall we?)

  • Charonqc Good grief.. twitter is working again… I’ve seen enough Whales to keep a Japanese sushi fancier hyperventilating for a year
  • jamesburdett Why does nobody ever realise that you should save the last verse of O Come All Ye Faithful until Christmas Day?
  • louisehector Just booked Hogmanay in Copenhagen. Woo and indeed hoo.
  • elecmonk Squishing together one of each color of Opal Fruit really does taste like a rainbow :-D (I’m aware that’s a Skittles phrase)
  • DPrever Dear BBC Newsroom, someone being voted off a TV talent show is not worthy of a BREAKING NEWS strap.
  • DaveGorman If Stacey doesn’t win she’ll be a Loose Women presenter within a year. If she wins it might take three years.
  • MarkReckons Apparently some singer is not as good a singer as another singer according to how people have voted on a singing show.
  • davey_lad i would enjoy x-factor more if the judges randomly hit each other in the face with a frying pan… vic & bob style
  • adamhillscomedy I think having a baby is like owning an Apple Mac. The people that have them really bang on about it. But then you get one and understand.