SCOTLAND’S First Minister loves this time of year.

You can tell: no sooner has December arrived than Alex is taking every opportunity to teach us the real meaning of Christmas – namely that there is no “Season of good will” while we toil under the yoke of the hated English!

And just in case you feel the urge to be jolly or festive, this official Bute House Christmas card will remind you that the fight for Freeeeeeedom! is a serious business and that everyone engaged in The Fight must be of serious mind. No smiling allowed.

Salmond's Christmas cardHat-tip to Wrinkled Weasel, who has a rather more sinister interpretation of the First Minister’s choice of card.