TORY MP Philip Davies doesn’t understand why it’s offensive for white people to black up.

I expect Philip found the “Smashie and Nicey” sketch featuring Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse as hapless Top of the Pops presenters who had blacked up in an effort to “pay tribute” to black musicians particularly bewildering.

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He would probably find he has a lot in common with my dad, who still doesn’t quite understand why The Black and White Minstrel Show was taken off the air. And he would undoubtedly sympathise with an elderly constituent who objected strongly to golliwogs being removed from jam jars. Of course, they’re both hitting 80, and I’m not sure that’s much of an excuse anyway.

I wonder if Philip Davies has written to ITV to demand they repeat episodes of Love Thy Neighbour? After all, a white man calling his black neighbour “Sambo” and telling him to “go back home” was all harmless fun, wasn’t it?

I guess Philip’s a fan of Jim Davison, who isn’t a racist at all and whose depictions of British citizens of West Indies descent are humorous and affectionate…

And in case you’ve already forgotten my startling, opening sentence: Tory MP Philip Davies doesn’t understand why it’s offensive for white people to black up.

You can already see the blogosphere’s reaction to this, can’t you? “It’s all ZanuLiebore’s fault for allowing unlimited immigration… No-one is allowed to criticise black people or Asians because of the 420 million new laws introduced every year by Labour… Political correctness gone mad… Good on Philip Davies… What about the promised referendum on the Lisbon Treaty?…”

And if you touch the tip of your forefinger to the tip the thumb on the same hand, you will see an accurate representation of the number of Tory blogs who are prepared to admit what an embarrassment Davies is to his party.