And Another Thing…

More importantly, does the cos leaf contain lettuce?

Mackerel?

At the Memburs Tea Rums?

What is…….’FISH’?

Reminds me of KP Nuts when they had written on a packet of salted peanuts – “Contains nuts”!!!

£1.70 for a bit of mackerel? They’re havin’ you on there mate, I could ‘ave got one for you for at least 1.50, cos leaf on the ‘ouse.

I’m glad they’ve got round to putting on the posh fish. The tins of pilchards and tuna have had that warning for years.

Got to obey those sensible EU rules…

Some LibDem veggies might not know what a mackerel is. They might read ‘Cos Leaf’ and say to themselves: ‘that sounds delicious; I’ll have some of that’.

After the shock of finding a fish on their plate wears off, they carry it down to the Thames and set it free.

I assume the notice is for the benefit of the Lib/Dems

Oh well, the infantilisation of the population must include MPS, in the interests of equality.

Mackerel may be rather proletarian for those with a more elevated upbringing to be sufficiently familiar with.

They are the dustmen of the seas I believe, probably suspects of being “bottom feeders” as trolls sometimes put it.