ALEX SALMOND shouts a lot, doesn’t he?

One of the reasons I don’t enjoy watching First Minister’s Questions is that every answer he gives – or at least those in response to Labour’s Iain Gray – are delivered in some kind of factory gate demagoguery which is obviously modelled on Mel Gibson’s famous speech in Braveheart: “They may take our fundraising lunches, but they will never take our FREEEEEE-DUMB!”

Anyhoo, today, in the face of some pretty effective interrogation from Gray, Salmond selectively quoted Holyrood’s Code of Conduct in defence of his deputy, Nicola Sturgeon. He claimed that she had been obliged to write a letter to the court which was due to sentence her (and my) constituent, Abdul Rauf, making the case for a non-custodial sentence for stealing £80,000 from the tax-payer.

Salmond quoted the bit of the code which said that an MSP should take on a constituent’s case unless-

that case seeks action which would represent a conflict of interest with existing casework…

The First Minister repeated that line for emphasis, just to show how silly Iain Gray was for ever criticising a friend of Alex’s.

The answer to why Salmond didn’t quote the whole of the relevavnt package is clear when you read what it actually says:

8.1.1 Every constituent is represented by one constituency MSP and seven regional MSPs. It is expected that each member will take on a case when approached although it is recognised that there may be legitimate reasons for a member to decline a constituent’s case in certain circumstances, for example, where a constituent requests an MSP to take inappropriate action, or if that case seeks action which would represent a conflict of interest with existing casework or is contrary to the member’s political beliefs. If so, the member would ordinarily be expected to inform the constituent that the member is not taking up the case.

(My emphasis; I’m grateful to Malc in the Burgh for publishing this section of the code.)

A happy-go-lucky Sturgeon pictured in happier times

In other words, according to the very Code of Conduct which Salmond selectively quoted in the chamber of the Scottish Parliament this afternoon, there was no obligation and no duty on Nicola Sturgeon to act as she did. The reason he did not read out the whole of that section – particularly the words “where a constituent requests an MSP to take inappropriate action” – is because had he done so, he would have exposed her claim to have acted as she did out of “duty” to be entirely without foundation. He chose, instead, therefore, to mislead the parliament by omission, in the hope that doing so would make him look slightly more credible in front of the TV cameras.

Makes you proud to be Scottish, eh?