HAVING written only recently about how the Tories’ claim to be “progressive” lacks credibility, my attention has been drawn to this story from conservativehome.

Tory PPCs were asked to state what job they would like when Dave takes his rightful place as Master of All he Surveys in Number 10 (Tory Hubriswatch?). And after years of spin assuring us that they have changed – that caring for the world’s – and Britain’s – poor is, well, golly, soooo important, yeah? – it turns out that the number of aspiring ministers who want Douglas Alexander’s job at International Development is… well, zero.

International Development, housing and Scotland (surprise, surprise!) were at the bottom end of the ministerial wish lists.

You’d think Central Office would have briefed them on what the correct answers are to these surveys, wouldn’t you?