WHAT a relief that today’s news about government intrusion into people’s private lives isn’t about the government, but about the Scottish government’s latest attempts to tackle obesity.

But first, an acknowledgement that the SNP administration, for all its many faults, seems at least to be genuinely committed to tackling obesity in Scotland, and for that they should be commended.

However, threatening to outlaw large portions in restaurants is just plain silly. Can you imagine how that legislation would be framed? It would be a lawyer’s paradise, with legal arguments focussing on what constituted a “lawful” helping of chips and whether a piece of sirloin could be classed as over-generous.

No, such intrusion into people’s lives is not acceptable. It sends out the message that people at the moment are overweight because of government inaction. How ridiculous is that? I admit I happen to be a tad overweight myself. Is that because the government has failed to legislate to curb the generosity of those damned irresponsible restaurant owners? No, it’s because I eat too much and exercise too little. I’m overweight because of the consequences of the choices I make. My responsibility, no-one else’s.

Even by raising such an absurd notion, the SNP Government are effectively telling every fatty in the land: it’s not your fault, the government will come to the rescue. Such a message is likely to do even more damage than saying nothing at all, because it removes all personal responsibility for over-indulgence.

And here’s the rub: there’s an election coming up, and I desperately want Labour to win, for all sorts of reasons. One of my worries is that, if we go into opposition and no longer have the responsibility and discipine of government, certain interest groups in the Labour Party will use opposition as an opportunity to compile a long, long list of “Stuff That Annoys Us And That We Should Ban”, and try to get much of that list into our subsequent manifesto. That would be electorally disastrous and politically incompetent.

I don’t believe Labour has anything to fear from allowing people to make free and informed choices about how they want to live; more to the point, viewing our fellow citizens as part of a problem that can only be solved by government intervention seems a peculiarly undemocratic and self-destructive form of politics.

And the SNP should think about that before they start top-slicing my pizzas, thank you very much.