And another thing…

THIS from the Sky News website:

Monkey Moves Robot Using Mind Control

How fantastic is that headline? It’s got everything: robots, mind control and – best of all – monkeys!

Come on, I dare you – get me a better headline than that…

IF THE Conservatives, and much of the media, are to be believed, Labour has made an unprecedented mess of the country. The economy’s in the worst state since the departure of the Romans, national debt won’t be paid off until the human race has evolved into huge telepathic brains floating in glass jars, etc.

Your future under Labour, according to The Telegraph

So with the blame for the imminent collapse of civilisation and the inevitable take-over of the world by talking apes being laid at Gordon Brown’s door, why do the polls seem to have settled at a Tory lead of about ten points in the last few weeks?

Admittedly, a ten-point deficit isn’t where we would ideally like to be. But given the economic situation and the fact that we are nearly four years into a third Labour term, isn’t it legitimate to ask why the Tories aren’t doing much, much better under their “inspiring” young leader?