And another thing…

THERE are some news stories that remain with us forever and which define the times in which we live.

In my lifetime, it’s been Diana’s death and 9/11. In a previous generation it was JFK’s assassination.

For this generation it’s Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand’s phone call to Andrew Sachs. 

Just as well parliament’s not in recess or it would have to have been recalled.

I’VE NO wish to jump on any bandwagon as far as Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are concerned. But I just watched Tim Daley, BBC’s head of music, being interviewed it on Sky. And he actually said: “We shouldn’t apportion blame until there’s been a full investigation…”

A full investigation? Really?

I think I can save you some time, Tim – it was Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand wot done it.

There. Anything else you need sorting?