I’VE NO wish to jump on any bandwagon as far as Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are concerned. But I just watched Tim Daley, BBC’s head of music, being interviewed it on Sky. And he actually said: “We shouldn’t apportion blame until there’s been a full investigation…”

A full investigation? Really?

I think I can save you some time, Tim – it was Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand wot done it.

There. Anything else you need sorting?